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[strawdog]

This was so freakin' epic.


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Stranger: ALEX?
You: KARL
Stranger: ALEX!
You: Karl!!!
You: Holy jesus
Stranger: NO FUCKING WAY
You: YAH FUCKING WAY
You: RICHARD HAS A BLUE PENIS
Stranger: OMFG
You: ECT
Stranger: AHHHHHHHH
Stranger: LIES
Stranger: LIES AND PROPAGANDA
Stranger: ALEX, DARLING I CANNOT BREATHE
You: DID YOU GET SHOT?
Stranger: I THINK SO, DID YOU?
You: I'M SURE YOU'RE WASTING WATER
You: NOT YET
Stranger: DES? DES IS THAT YOU?
You: Thats amazing
You: LMFAO
You: NO
Stranger: apparently they arent meant to find each other
You: GTRO
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: OUR RAPE WAS SPECIAL
You: BUT NOTHING
You: I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH RA
Stranger: NNNNOOOOOO
You: Wanna try again?
Stranger: EVERYONE LEAVES ME FOR RA :<
Stranger: the rape again? or finding each other
You: Lmao
You: BOTH?
You: :DDD
Stranger: OH BBY
Stranger: LET'S
Stranger: ALEX IM LEAVING YOU
You: FOR WHO
Stranger: ...HE GOES BY THE NAME OF
Stranger: DANDA
You: Oh good
You: I thought you were leaving me for Benjamin
You: :C
Stranger: im pregnant with his gtro baby
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: about that
You: YOU DIDN'T
Stranger: he may have propositioned me....
You: With what?!
Stranger: YOUR FATHER IS A VERY DISTINGUISHED MAN. I THOUGHT I COULD IMPRESS HIM. I DID IT FOR YOU!
You: YOU HAD SEX WITH HIM?
Stranger: CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL
Stranger: BUT HE WAS ALSO WITH RA. I WAS ONE STEP AWAY FROM DOING IT WITH A GOD.
You: :(
You: I thought that said
You: You were one step away from doing it with god
You: /Goes to hell
Stranger: oh jessu no
You: OKAY
You: I'M LEAVING YOU KARL
Stranger: IM LEAVING YOU FOR DANDA
You: FOR RICHARD
Stranger: DANDA/RICHARD?
You: OH BBY
Stranger: OH JESSU MY BRAIN IT HAS KILLED ITSELF IN SELF DEFENCE
You: LMAO
You: MAI OTP
Stranger: OKAY GOOD BYE FOREVER ALEX
Stranger: AHAHHHAHA
You: BYE KARL
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Stranger: DES?
You: Penny?!
Stranger: DESMOND?!?!
You: PENNY!
Stranger: OMFG FINALLY!!
You: I've been looking for you!
You: :D
Stranger: jessu christ man
You: AHHHHH
You: I FELL INTOA COMMA
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: OMG DID YOU GET OUT?
You: I should have said
You: No it's richard
Stranger: i woul dhave cried

I didn't save the Charlotte daniel one :C I thought I did though-- Damn it

I do have this part of it though,

Stranger: THIS IS SO AMAZING I MIGHT GET A NOSEBLEED
You: I MIGHT SEIZURE
Stranger: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK MEDICAL COMPLICATIONS.