HOLY JESUS Lost Rant

[strawdog]

Okay, this episode wasn't so great. YEAH there was some BAAAWW Kate and the baybeh Aaron. I think Kate somewhat redeemed herself with helping Benry. Then again I'm bias against Jack at the moment because he was having a dick moment making himself some sandwiches in the kitchen.

Sterling Beaumon does a pretty good BB Ben. Even if he didn't have much time other than just being carried around by sawyer. ANNND This whole episode just made me ship Juliet/Ben even more, because she obviously does care for him more than just the whole LOL he's a child. :|

ANNNYYYWAYYY

The only part of hurley and miles' conversation that had any meaning was the end when hurley asked miles why ben didn't recognize sayid, and Richard Alpert telling sawyer and kate that ben wouldn't remember anything. he obviously doesn't see sayid again, which is why Jack, Kate, Sawyer, and hurley were the only people on his list when they were kidnapped in season
2
Oh god, next episode looks so epic. Oh man :V

TO explain the reaction to every LOST episodes ending is basically this

(9:58:41 PM) onlyafleshw0und: WHAT IS HE GOING --
(9:58:43 PM) onlyafleshw0und: OH U BITCH
(9:58:44 PM) onlyafleshw0und: LMAO
(9:58:44 PM) lostberet: EVER. HE WILL BE GAY.
(9:58:46 PM) lostberet: OH WAIT
(9:58:48 PM) onlyafleshw0und: HE'S GOING TO
(9:58:49 PM) lostberet: SEE
(9:58:50 PM) onlyafleshw0und: RAPE BENRY
(9:58:52 PM) lostberet: INNOCENCE GONE
(9:58:54 PM) lostberet: TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!
(9:58:56 PM) onlyafleshw0und: OH SHIT
(9:59:01 PM) lostberet: WEIRD ASS OTHER INTIATIONS
(9:59:02 PM) onlyafleshw0und: HE'S GOING TO RAAAAPEE BENRY
(9:59:06 PM) lostberet: RAPERAPERAPE
(9:59:17 PM) onlyafleshw0und: Lmao
(9:59:19 PM) onlyafleshw0und: Hahaha charles
(9:59:23 PM) onlyafleshw0und: Bitch
(9:59:26 PM) lostberet: askdm
(9:59:39 PM) onlyafleshw0und: They just gave richard a kid
(9:59:44 PM) lostberet: well um thanks kate. you sort of just. um. created evil ben. hah.
(9:59:45 PM) onlyafleshw0und: When he said he was going to rape him
(9:59:54 PM) lostberet: bad parenting
(9:59:55 PM) onlyafleshw0und: THE TEMPLE
(9:59:56 PM) onlyafleshw0und: RA
(10:00:00 PM) onlyafleshw0und: LMAO
(10:00:07 PM) onlyafleshw0und: IS HE GIVING HIM TO THE SMOKE MONSTER
(10:00:10 PM) lostberet: TAKE HIM TO MY CHAMBERS
(10:00:12 PM) lostberet: OH SHIT
(10:00:13 PM) lostberet: HE IS ISNT HE
(10:00:14 PM) onlyafleshw0und: OH SHIT
(10:00:17 PM) lostberet: NO HE IS INDIANA JONES
(10:00:20 PM) onlyafleshw0und: BENRY LOOK LOCKE
(10:00:20 PM) lostberet: SLEEPY BENRY
(10:00:36 PM) onlyafleshw0und: He gives him the look like
(10:00:39 PM) onlyafleshw0und: WTF DO YOU WANT
(10:00:41 PM) lostberet: ooh someone LOCKE STARE
(10:00:45 PM) lostberet: BRING IT
(10:00:50 PM) onlyafleshw0und: AHHHHHHHHH
(10:00:50 PM) lostberet: AHAHHAHA
(10:00:52 PM) onlyafleshw0und: A GHOST
(10:00:54 PM) onlyafleshw0und: LMFAO
(10:00:57 PM) lostberet: BENRY JUST SHAT BRICKS
(10:01:05 PM) onlyafleshw0und: FFFYEAH
(10:01:07 PM) onlyafleshw0und: Oh shit
(10:01:10 PM) lostberet: SKLDMF,
(10:01:11 PM) lostberet: SKLDMF
(10:01:11 PM) onlyafleshw0und: He broke the rules
(10:01:11 PM) lostberet: SKLDFM
(10:01:13 PM) lostberet: YOU BASTARD
(10:01:16 PM) lostberet: YOU BROKE THE RULES
(10:01:16 PM) onlyafleshw0und: AHHHHHHHHHH
(10:01:17 PM) lostberet: YOU DID
(10:01:19 PM) lostberet: I KNEW YOU DID
(10:01:21 PM) onlyafleshw0und: WHO DOES HE SHOOT
(10:01:21 PM) lostberet: OH IT IS SO ON
(10:01:26 PM) onlyafleshw0und: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Comments

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

DOES THIS COUNT AS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?

SO TELL ME BOUT THAT TIME RICHARD RAPED YOU.

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

You'd probably like that. The last thing I want to give you is Joy, Charles.

HEY BABE~

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

[Blatantly ignores that comment.]

I always knew you were a hypocrite, Benjamin. You accuse me of breaking the rules when I merely adjusted them, and then you go off and break them yourself. (ignoring that he doesn't know how you broke them yet)

And do you always look like that when you wake up, or is it reserved for John Locke only?

((lmao give him Joy. or maybe some Sorrow. he isn't aFeared.))

SUP BBY

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

That's how I always wake up when I see some I killed

[LALALA YOU BROKE THEM FIRST.]

Only after you.

Re: SUP BBY

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

Hm, did you check your keyboard recently? Because that look tells me you are no longer in control. Not that you ever really were; not entirely, anyway.

[LALALAYOULETHERDIE YOUR FAULT.]

No, no it was in response to you. After you, ladies first after all. Because I'm a gentlemen.

((this makes no sense. am too busy dying because you are a roll))

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

My ctrl key just needs to be put in its place, because need I remind you I'm still on the island.

[LALALAYOU'REAWHORE]

Then you admit to being a lady, Oh Charles... I never knew.

(( FFFF IKR))

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

Yes, put it in its place like you try to do with so many things. As much as you manipulate, you seem to forget that some people are still unpredictable. And, you know, I'm technically still on the island too. Time is relative and at the moment, superfluous. [is totally not bitter]

[LALALAINCESTUOUSCUR]

Well I never--! Now listen here, Benjamin. I feel no urge to prove my manhood to you. Just because you take what I say and twist it doesn't mean what you say carries any weight

[good, now you got him DRINKING again]
/lolscotchtiemz

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

Are you sure what I say doesn't carry any weight?

[LALALAIGNORINGEVERYTHINGBECAUSEYOUDON'THAVEAPENIS]

You certainly act like a man who has lost their manhood.

[:D]

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

Selective hearing is not a very useful quality for reality. I merely said that your attempts at insults carry little to no weight.

[STFUIDOISWEARJUSTBECAUSEINEEDCIALISSOMETIMESANDITHOUGHTWHATWEHADTRANSCENDEDTHAT]

Hmph. Oh ha ha, Benjamin, I expected more maturity from you, though heavens knows why. bitches don't know bout my manhood. though you would, mr creeps into my penthouse late at night to stare at me

[:<]

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your scotch is looking pretty tasty now

[<3]

I thought you were a person full of humor, Charles. Your attempts at finding the Island were certainly humorous.

[WecouldgetourownIslandbby, Then I could just kick you off it again.]

YOU MEAN PANTYHOSE RIGHT?

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

I'm sure my fist in your face would be pretty tasty too.

[/gives in. who can resist the stare. <3]

And I thought you were a person of at least some morals, what with all your blabbering on about The Rules. Letting your daughter die like that certainly proved me wrong.

[Iwantmyownbathtubtoo, And at least I'm not who I am today because some tart gave me up as a child to be raped by Ra.]

YOU WISH IT WERE PANTYHOUSE SKODLMFSTFU

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

[<3 :D Oh bby]

Where exactly is your daughter? Are you even sure if she's alive anymore?

[HEY HEY, That's a privilege to be raped by an Egyptian GOD.]

MAYBE HDSJDS

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

[<3 UNF. XD]

I'll admit to getting tipsy a few times, but surely you don't presume I'm drunk enough to take that bait. Tsk, tsk Benjamin... [he takes a long swallow of scotch. Because he isn't worried. At all. Just tired. andwisheshecouldfindhispenis]

[YEAH SURE keep telling yourself that]

I KNOW U DO. WHO DOESNT WANT TO SEE THESE GANGLY BRITISH OLD MAN LEGS IN HOSIERY.

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

[OTP FER SURE OH BBY]

Then I'll just have to wait until you are. Who is she currently with, Desmond? I'm sure you already knew she had a baby right, Charles?

[PFFFFFT STFU.]

NO ONE THAT'S WHO.

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

[LET'S GO TO A DISCOTHEQUE BABE, OH YEAH]

Now, Benjamin, still so forward-trying to get me drunk? Don't we at least need to go out for dinner first?
[take an angry drunken sneer] Who is dear Alex currently with? Karl? Somewhere in the land of the dead? [LALALAOHSHITABABYWTFNONOTLISTENINGDRINKDRINKDRINK]

[SO WAS THE SMOKE MONSTER BEFORE OR AFTER HE TOOK YOUR INNOCENCE]

IF BY NO ONE YOU MEAN ALL THE LAIDEZ THEN, YES.

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

If that's how it goes, You're buying.

[STFU After, But I still Love it dear.]

The baby's name is Charlie.

[TELLINYOUABOUTYOUROWNDAUGHTERSBBY]

Don't you want to know how I know that?

[LOLOLOLIGNORINGYOU]

NO I MEAN NO ONE.

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

If it's what you want (which surely it must be, after all isn't everything according to your plan?). I can afford to pay; you may have noticed this from my penthouse. Though you only come here late at night to stare with those horrific eyes of yours, so I doubt you took in the decor PLEASE TO BE IGNORING THAT ONE WEIRD ASS PAINTING

Hm. [NONONOSHUTUPSHUTUP HE'S GONNA SHAM WOW YOUR SCRAWNY ASS. IS IGNORING AND DRINKING MORE.]

Not particularly. [ho ho ho no bragging here, eh old boy? Widmore is contentedly NOT LISTENING. he is certainly NOT CURIOUS and trying to goad you into spilling everything you know without asking you to.]

BY NO ONE YOU MEAN YOUR MOM? OH WAIT SHE'S DEAD TOO

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

What are we getting? I have to tell you I'm fond of Ham, so, if you're fine with that....

[OHCHARLESYOUCAN'TDOTHATUNLESSWEAREKISSING]

Your call, Charles.

[BUT BENRY WANTS TO BRAG ABOUT POSSIBLY KILLING YOUR DAUGHTER.]

Are you going to talk about your nightmares now?

STFU YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOTHER.

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

Of course, whatever your preference is. We can get...Ham. erm, I'll have some..ordered up.

[AREYOUSUREWEAREN'TKISSING?ICOULD'VESWORNWEWERE....]

[le shrug] Hmph.[sips a bit, seemingly to not care in the least]. Up to you, really. Don't care much for your blabber anyway.

[HAH HAH HAH.]

Are you going to finally admit that you HAVE nightmares now?
[he is willing to share the scotch. the delicious scotch]

OH I SO WENT THERE. I WENT THERE LIKE FRODO WENT TO MT. DOOM. AND I DO HAVE A MOTHER. SHE TOOK CARE OF ME WHEN I WAS A KID. MADE ME COOKIES AND STUFF. JEALOUS, MUCH?

[bunnyinthebag.livejournal.com]

[IDON'TKNOWIHAVEN'TKISSEDANYONEINAWHILE.]

Ordered..? I thought we were going out.. Oh, right. You don't move much do you?

[OH I'M SO FUNNY ;D]

I don't dream, so, it's not possible for me to have nightmares.

[He wont share it without a story? :(]

DON'T TEMPT ME MR. FRODO. SURE, YOU'RE MOM WOULDN'T EVEN LOVE A FACE LIKE THAT-- OR DID YOU CONFUSE HER WITH YOUR DAD?

[f-cktherules.livejournal.com]

[INAWHILE?MORELIKEEVER.BTWYOUARENOW.]

Benjamin, where do you expect to 'go out' at 3:55 in the morning? If you are that eager, I'm sure we could get breakfast later, don't fret it's unbecoming.

[YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SO.]

I know what you are, boy. I know you dream. [subtle scotch wiggle] I know you have bad dreams too...

[no story for u]

OH ILL TEMPT YOU ALL I WANT AND STFU ABOUT MY MOM, AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T DIE BECAISE OF ME. AND AS FOR FATHERS, HOW IS YOURS DOING? OH RIGHT YOU KILLED HIM TOO.

[imnotgaydammit.livejournal.com]

xD You two with your reactions.

Hilarity~

[x-shuu.livejournal.com]

IT WAS CRAZY

/I still have to reply to that thread up there, but I'm thinking of something witty ;D

[imnotgaydammit.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP YOUR COMMENT BOX IS A BUTTERFLY HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT OH MY GOODNESS.

[x-shuu.livejournal.com]

LMFAO <3333

[pinkcocktail.livejournal.com]

this entry is mainly about benry.

:(

/skips

[x-shuu.livejournal.com]

And Richard being RA ;D YOUR FAVORITE THEORY. AMIRITE